no room for cookie at the cool table?

The illustrious CakeSpy has raised an interesting question: "How do other sweets feel about the little cakes' popularity?" The artwork below suggests Cuppie should be weary of a pending cookie attack.
Well CakeSpy got me thinking. I can't speak for all cookies, but I do admit a wee bit o' jealousy at the cupcake's popularity. Brings me back to the middle school cafeteria.

Forgive the crudity of my cartoon. Without any real graphic design programs, I created it using pencil, marker, a scanner, and the paint program that came with my computer. But it's my answer to CakeSpy's question. You may not be able to see in the photo, but the cookie's having a glass of milk and a stick of butter for lunch. The much more popular cupcakes are having glasses of frosting and plates of sprinkles.