Oct 15, 2009

mis-fortune cookies


you will get a wart on your nose
you will be abducted by aliens
you will be impaled by a witch hat
a rat will gnaw on your toe
a bat will get stuck in your hair
zombies will knock on your door

you get the idea...

This is my first attempt at making fortune cookies (in this case, misfortune cookies). I'm sure my second will be better. I used THIS RECIPE, which I found quite tasty, and I added black frosting color to the batter. I also used parchment paper instead of greasing the trays.

Some tips from my mistakes:
  • work quickly folding the cookies, and bake only a few at a time, 4 or 5
  • make sure to spread your batter circles well enough. I didn't, and my cookies were a tad too thick, which made them crack when folding.
For the misfortunes, either write your own on 1/2" by 3 1/2" paper slips, or print my pdf of misfortunes HERE. If you write your own, here are some more misfortune suggestions:



a witch will cast a spell on you
a ghost will move into your attic
a vampire will suck your blood
you'll get stuck in a spider web
slime will ooze from your nose
you'll enter a haunted house...and never leave
you'll get candy corn stuck in your teeth...forever
the dead will rise in your back yard
someone will poison your apple cider
your Jack O' Lantern will come alive

16 comments:

  1. ooh, how fun! never made fortune cookies before, they always seemed too complicated, but this sounds do-able! thanks!

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  2. These are great. Are they hard to make? What's the difficulty scale- 10 being the most difficult?

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  3. I'd say a 4, if that. They were pretty easy and took less than an hour. My only problem was the thickness/breaking when folding, but that's because I realized afterwards I forgot the water from the recipe. Would've dropped it down to a 2!

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  4. Great ideas you have on this blog! Thanks!

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  5. You have the CUTEST ideas! I've already done your marshmallow ghosts and your monster cookies:) These cookies are very clever! Thanks for sharing!

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  6. What an adorable (I meant spooky!) Halloween idea! Fortune cookies are so fun to make and this makes it even more fun. I think my daughters 2nd grade class would really love these at the class party!

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  7. I love that they are black! so cute and clever!
    -Mini Baker

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  8. What kind words! thank you all for your comments!

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  9. What a cool idea...far, far above my skill level, but so fun!

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  10. Really cute! I think they turned out pretty good. And they look like FancyFortuneCookies with the dark brown color!

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  11. These are fantastic. What a really clever idea!

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  12. I must make these! What a wonderful idea and thanks for the tips. Mind if I repost and link back to you?

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  13. Great halloween idea! I love it.

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